Limericks, Haikus and Poems
let me tell you a story of Claire
a maiden so charming and fair
all the boys would fall quick
but would end up quite sick
from a terrible odor down there
in the heat her left ass cheek would just swell
she could not make it stop
and one day it did pop
and all she said was “Oh what the hell.”
there once was this case at O’Hare
with this lady whose butt was quite square
just one seat wouldn’t do
and she had to use two
but she wouldn’t pay double the fare
Did you hear about weird Dennis Whipple
Who kept trying to pop this big pimple
He squeezed for all of his life
gave up and got a knife
In the end he cut off his own nipple
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