Hold me, but don’t stare
When I sleep, I don’t mind being held. What I do mind is the thought of somebody sitting all night long and watching me sleep. I don’t even like falling asleep when there is someone else in the house. I can’t stand it if they’re in the next room, it’s like when someone walks into [...]
I fart in your general direction
OK, so maybe I’m a bit over the top and sensitive. But I got another message on one of the 5 trillion social networks I’m affiliated with that ticked me off. And it’s not the first time I’ve gotten one of these, and it’s not the first time I’ve wanted to respond this way. Maybe [...]
A Dear John Letter
I think everybody knows something I don’t. I got a ‘Dear John’ letter today in the mail. It came from one of my Doctors. My Orthopaedic Doctor, Dr. Weissflog, M.D. And the very first line is what has me thinking I must be missing something. It read: Dear Patient (Isn’t it nice how important I [...]
Today I Understand
OK, I get it. Today I got it. I’ve been working on this really angry blog in my head for the last couple of hours. I’ve been really pissed after getting disrespected at work, by work YET AGAIN. I don’t love my job as it is, but some days I really don’t like it. Don’t get [...]
Reflecting on a Reflection
How did this happen AGAIN!? I actually got to a point in my adult life where I actually felt attractive. I’m talking the attractive where I would walk around in uniform and numbers would magically appear in my pocket. OK, that was like 4 years ago, but that’s part of the point. I have the [...]
Ode to a bro.
Today I sat at my brothers house and looked over his shoulder while he diddled and fiddled with my blog to help me fix some things I hadn’t even a concept of how to begin to do. I say diddled and fiddled, but in reality, it was like watching them work on the Matrix in [...]
Never Prayed for Death Before…
Sooo, I am somewhat Hospital-phobic. Probably has something to do with all the negative hospital experiences my family has had in the last 5+ years. If I hated hospitals before, I hate them so much more today. For those that don’t know, I am diagnosed with Fuchs Heterochromic Iridociclytus. It is a congenital eye disease [...]
My Career Choice
I have never been able to come up with a single, tangible reason why I chose to enter law enforcement. Most times when people ask me “why did you become a cop?” I have to shrug off the question with a half assed reason, like “I don’t really know.” In reality it was just something [...]
